Because resistance is futile.

Its serious business

Because we all know he pwns Chuck Norris

We are Brothers.

Yeah, you're fucked.

He has a pimp cane. Don't fuck with him.

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

1d6 investigators per round.

You have already lost.

Think of them as (SP) Still, Silent, Quickened Feeblemind, for Fighters.