If she didn't want it, she should have worn a longer skirt.

We all know one.

With this picture I destroy many childhoods.

The moment you realised that you *really* should have gone as a Chewbacca.

It's why I wake up.

Of course you didn't fudge the roll.

The more people involved in any project. The slower and stupider that project tends to be.

It's alright being part of the crowd.

Christianty has never been this badass

That uncomfortable feeling your neighbors get when they watch you empty your trunk.