Because nothing says sexy like floor-length burlap.

Who say's you have to tolerate it?

I only hear it in the form of a poster.

We Can't Stop Here

He who laughs in the face of adversity is probably hammered.

they hatin, patrollin and trying to catch me ridin dirty

Since forever

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

The cumulative Number of Girls who have posed nude on the internet doubles every eighteen months.

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