The simplest solutions are often the cleverest. They are also usually wrong.

You will never be as rad as him

Moral Righteousness.

The mother of all invention

You'd better run

It only works when you use it

Just because you have them doesn't mean you can reach them.

When your best isn't good enough.

Making it wasier everyday to screw you.

If she didn't want it, she should have worn a longer skirt.