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This cake is a failure. You are a failure, too. And no one will ever love you.

I told you not to touch it

The average anime charcter's body contains 47 gallons of it.

Grass on the field? Play Ball.

Because nothing says sexy like floor-length burlap.

Who say's you have to tolerate it?

I only hear it in the form of a poster.

We Can't Stop Here

He who laughs in the face of adversity is probably hammered.