Not for everyone.

Television makes everyone an expert.

He is not amused.

I don't have a problem. I just like to drink.

Make up for it with a Porsche

God's way of apologizing for a lack of a rack

Because you're too stupid to learn a real linux os

So played out, Lambo's don't even have them.

Its' teh Smecks

The creation and maintaing of one's own legacy should consume your every waking hour.