Some people lack the intelligence to know when they're already beaten.

If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back

Please use responsibly

A man's best friend

It's really fucking cold

I can see forever!

It's not the size, it's the attitude

Think of the uses

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

When you check in with your wife, no matter what.