Seriously, how does this guy keep his license?

When it uses the carrot it's called democracy. When it uses the stick it's called fascism.

Put enough ranks in it, and you don't NEED combat skills

Because together, we can accomplish so much more

Because resistance is futile.

Its serious business

Because we all know he pwns Chuck Norris

We are Brothers.

Yeah, you're fucked.

He has a pimp cane. Don't fuck with him.