Because we all know he pwns Chuck Norris

We are Brothers.

Yeah, you're fucked.

He has a pimp cane. Don't fuck with him.

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

1d6 investigators per round.

You have already lost.

Think of them as (SP) Still, Silent, Quickened Feeblemind, for Fighters.

Just because you cannot see them it does not mean they cannot see you

Do you have stairs in your house?