It's why I wake up.

Of course you didn't fudge the roll.

The more people involved in any project. The slower and stupider that project tends to be.

It's alright being part of the crowd.

Christianty has never been this badass

That uncomfortable feeling your neighbors get when they watch you empty your trunk.

About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a

They didn't die so you could run around acting like a vampire. Do something useful you stupid shit head.

Yamaha, It's Japanese for "Fuck your sports car"

It seemed like a good idea at the time.