Just because you have them doesn't mean you can reach them.

When your best isn't good enough.

Making it wasier everyday to screw you.

If she didn't want it, she should have worn a longer skirt.

We all know one.

With this picture I destroy many childhoods.

The moment you realised that you *really* should have gone as a Chewbacca.

It's why I wake up.

Of course you didn't fudge the roll.

The more people involved in any project. The slower and stupider that project tends to be.