That's a paddlin'.

When the other memes just won't do.

You are unique in all the world, rare, and without compare. The world awaits your insights. You are special ... Just like everybody else.

Is like masturbation... it's food in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you've just fucked yourself.

You need a bigger sword.

Who need's em?

lol.

I can tell by the pixels.

There's really no easy way to explain why you hucked your $250.00 gaming console through your dad's $2,500 plasma television.

Directly in the asshole