Christianty has never been this badass

That uncomfortable feeling your neighbors get when they watch you empty your trunk.

About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a

They didn't die so you could run around acting like a vampire. Do something useful you stupid shit head.

Yamaha, It's Japanese for "Fuck your sports car"

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Forget Norway.

Get out fo my head Charles!

Good Morning, Dave.

Rationalize it however you want, you're still only watching high profile shoe salesmen.