This is delicious cake. You must eat it.

We're fucking screwed.

All the different options! Enjoy!

Oh noes!! I'm gonna get raped again!

They get craftier every minute.

Sometimes, the best magic buttons, are the ones in the back of our throats.

In MY vagina?

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This Jeep is not an SUV, your SUV is not a Jeep.

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