But I think your an asshat

The prime directive forbids interference.

The reason we should just give the fucking raor blades away.

Build your own excitement. Piece. By. Piece.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

When you can't make it better, make it bigger.

I never thought I'd even see on, let alone post one.

Sometimes... just sometimes they get big.

At least it wasn't your Dad this time.

Take 'em outside