For god's sake, lock your doors and windows.

Making as little sense as possible since... Aww hell.. Since Man could forge metals.

You are going to experience an aggravated sexual asult.

Post some fucking cats!

Cause believing in the Easter Bunny is just silly.

When real girls wont do.

It Goes On Forever

Did you know that she is a boy?

I just saved a ton of money on condoms by switching to Islam

He knows when something is a trap.