Build your own excitement. Piece. By. Piece.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

When you can't make it better, make it bigger.

I never thought I'd even see on, let alone post one.

Sometimes... just sometimes they get big.

At least it wasn't your Dad this time.

Take 'em outside

Just admit that's who you're actually playing.

When asses need to be kicked, forget Jesus.

Lookin out the window for the Party Van