There's no evil clown under your bed .... yet

They know when your fapping.

No. They aren't in the new game. If you're upset about this, you're one of the reasons we needed a new game.

Let's make that about to happen.

To ensure no child is left behind, none of us are going anywhere

No matter how much you accomplish in life you will never be awesome as this

Because who needs a real leader when you have comic relief.

Take a trip without leaving your sofa.

This guy think's he's smarter than you. Are you going to take that kind of shit from a cripple?

You only live once.