Did you know that she is a boy?

I just saved a ton of money on condoms by switching to Islam

He knows when something is a trap.

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

It didn't seem so painful in that brochure

If you can't remember it. It didn't happen

If you think you can dodge it, thing again and hit the eject button while you can

We all have our dreams of world domination.

It's okay if it's funny!

Warning: They have sideways vaginas!