Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.

You're doing it wrong

When you got nothing better to say.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Slow down there, fatty. They're just cookies. Not love.

Some people are born that way. You are not.

All the people who are complaining have never contributed anything except copypasta, gay sex pictures and guro.

How else are you going to win market share?

What the fuck?

Do one brave thing today... then run like hell.