Mom and Dad had such high hopes for you.

Stop being a fag and fix your goddamn collar

That's why you always get picked last, fatty.

Nothing has ever failed quita as hard as you just did.

Attention whores who go the extra mile

Go be fat somewhere else!

It may say 16-28 lbs. But don't let that much poop accumulate in them. Trust me.

They might enjoy it more if it was plugged into something.

No matter how brutal you try to be, there's always someone ruining it for you.

I told ya so.