Call now for a fr- OH MY GOD

Why roll things the easy way, when for $9.95 you can make everything more complicated.

Don't remove a fly from your friends head with a Hatchet

Because we all know he owns Chuck Norris

These are the droids you are looking for.

Learn me a book

Suprise cockfags!

You are destined to burn

No one gives a fuck about your problems, you whiny emo faggot.

Less conformist than the bus.