Nothing has ever failed quita as hard as you just did.

Attention whores who go the extra mile

Go be fat somewhere else!

It may say 16-28 lbs. But don't let that much poop accumulate in them. Trust me.

They might enjoy it more if it was plugged into something.

No matter how brutal you try to be, there's always someone ruining it for you.

I told ya so.

I fucking hate it too.

Are you Gay enough to play it?

Think before you act.