Go be fat somewhere else!

It may say 16-28 lbs. But don't let that much poop accumulate in them. Trust me.

They might enjoy it more if it was plugged into something.

No matter how brutal you try to be, there's always someone ruining it for you.

I told ya so.

I fucking hate it too.

Are you Gay enough to play it?

Think before you act.

Would you kindly go outside every once in a while?

Nothing says friendship like a can of corn to the crotch!