"See, my soldier of darkness is allowed to move against your light lancer card because it has a trample plus five, so there faggot!"

You are doing it wrong!

If you like the one on the left, I've got bad news for you..

There's a 1-in-6 chance you're descended from him.

It takes a while for simple minded people to appreciate it. Usually after you're already dead.

It only looks like imbecility to the realists.

He is in alliance with the ultimate of all evils.

It could be worse.

You don't belong here

gg