To ensure no child is left behind, none of us are going anywhere

No matter how much you accomplish in life you will never be awesome as this

Because who needs a real leader when you have comic relief.

Take a trip without leaving your sofa.

This guy think's he's smarter than you. Are you going to take that kind of shit from a cripple?

You only live once.

Because cartoons can't say "No".

Save the country, save the world.

The gift so nice he gave it twice.

Because let's face it, if you're a Democrat you'll vote for anyone in your party regardless of what they say or do.