Take a trip without leaving your sofa.

This guy think's he's smarter than you. Are you going to take that kind of shit from a cripple?

You only live once.

Because cartoons can't say "No".

Save the country, save the world.

The gift so nice he gave it twice.

Because let's face it, if you're a Democrat you'll vote for anyone in your party regardless of what they say or do.

Can't we all just get along?

This is awesome.

It's their only way out.