Makes perfect, but it still won't fill the hole in your soul.

When decisions are not based on information, it's called gambling.

One does not simply walk into Mordor...

Yes, it is perfectly reasonable that Kirk had the know-how to make the gunpowder and put together the bazooka to defeat the Gorn. That's why he's the goddamn Captain.

Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back.

Spock, I'm hiding a tribble somwhere on my body. See if you can find it.

It's okay to cheat, if you just really don't like to lose.

Not everyone uses Charisma as the dump stat

Irrefutable Evidence of the Evelution of Stupidity.

The land lubbers alternative.