There's really no easy way to explain why you hucked your $250.00 gaming console through your dad's $2,500 plasma television.

Directly in the asshole

Even the Marines do it. Check the wind direction

When you don't know, you LOL

the pool is closed

hey, at least there not niggers

You got any?

One of these things is not like the others.

You would, too

Sometimes it's just better to only fuck one of 'em.