Because nothing says happy birthday like a bloody anus-cake

Blow one end and fist the other.

The parrot wipes its beak, although it is clean.

9/11

There are no words

Or just use them for hair. (You know this guy smells like dookie.)

Finally, a Forum I can Moderate.

They enjoy getting beat.

Just because you dress like a slut doesn't mean you're a slut. And Just because I act like a rapist doesn't mean I'm a rapist.

You know you'd still buy it.