It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but only three for proper trigger squeee.

You in the wrong side of da hood, cracka.

Because Nazi Aliens are gay.

See, they wearn't all bad

The mother of all invention

Oh shit, oh fuck, he's gonna catch me.

You sometimes end up where you dont want to be.

At least people on the internet will talk to you. Maybe.

Because sometimes you're tired of talking.

The fate of the wise and soft-spoken is to be brutally crused by armed and dumb.