He is not amused.

I don't have a problem. I just like to drink.

Make up for it with a Porsche

God's way of apologizing for a lack of a rack

Because you're too stupid to learn a real linux os

So played out, Lambo's don't even have them.

Its' teh Smecks

The creation and maintaing of one's own legacy should consume your every waking hour.

An excuse to have sex with children.

Not everyone get's to be an astronaut when they grow up.