Its' teh Smecks

The creation and maintaing of one's own legacy should consume your every waking hour.

An excuse to have sex with children.

Not everyone get's to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. But it Rocks Absolutely, too.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely too.

How to do nothing and still think you're helping.

English motherfucker, do you speak it!?!?

Sometimes winning doesn't quite work out the way you expected.

Just in ase.