For that thing

Real cars dont power the front wheels, the lift them.

What the fuck was the editor thinking.

There's more where that came from.

They're all basically like this.

Fill out your death card or your internet friends may never know.

Older than the internet.

It only makes my penis harder.

Respect me for me. Or because I'll beat the holy crap out of you. Really, it's your choice.

Entertaining the internet since 1996