Because one simply can't

It's about all you can do when your hands are tied. And so is your chest. And there's a rope around your neck, ... What was I saying?

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

That's a paddlin'.

When the other memes just won't do.

You are unique in all the world, rare, and without compare. The world awaits your insights. You are special ... Just like everybody else.

Is like masturbation... it's food in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you've just fucked yourself.

You need a bigger sword.

Who need's em?

lol.