Even Kirk would think twice before kissing her, but she IS naked.

Sometimes You Have To Go The Extra Mile

The Other White Meat

But only if both chicks are hot

Never doubt that a small group if thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

You never know when it's going to hit ...

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Yeah, you're definitely going there.

Being a rock star has never been easier.

Because the Constitution is just a "god damned piece of paper!"