Sometimes life throws you a curveball

Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful.

When in doubt, just smile and nod

Way to stand there with a kunai for over 180 fuckin episodes!

Because together we have a 10 inch cock.

You can't see where you're going when your head's up your ass.

Is a picture of Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime.

With military police, a few billion dollars and a heart full of dreams. We can probalby keep some kid from smoking a doobie.

Is he gonna have to Zat a Bitch?

Helping Americans learn the Metric System.