Not everyone get's to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. But it Rocks Absolutely, too.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely too.

How to do nothing and still think you're helping.

English motherfucker, do you speak it!?!?

Sometimes winning doesn't quite work out the way you expected.

Just in ase.

For that thing

Real cars dont power the front wheels, the lift them.

What the fuck was the editor thinking.