Because together we have a 10 inch cock.

You can't see where you're going when your head's up your ass.

Is a picture of Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime.

With military police, a few billion dollars and a heart full of dreams. We can probalby keep some kid from smoking a doobie.

Is he gonna have to Zat a Bitch?

Helping Americans learn the Metric System.

you'll shit bricks.

The hold in your wallet you'll never wanna patch up.

He's the best at what he does

Sometimes its shit