You can't see where you're going when your head's up your ass.

Is a picture of Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime.

With military police, a few billion dollars and a heart full of dreams. We can probalby keep some kid from smoking a doobie.

Is he gonna have to Zat a Bitch?

Helping Americans learn the Metric System.

you'll shit bricks.

The hold in your wallet you'll never wanna patch up.

He's the best at what he does

Sometimes its shit

It's not a clown car.