Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

The cumulative Number of Girls who have posed nude on the internet doubles every eighteen months.

0 to 88 MPG in 1.21 Jiggawatts

We all have a little Nazi in us

Don't talk about it.

And they said I was wasting my points on that background.

Superior

They know when your fapping.

Sure, you have several degrees and work for NASA. But you still have to use toys to make your point.

Somebody take that rocket launcher away from Jamal before he kills all of us.