They may be stupid, arbitrary and irritating, but god help you if you break them.

Name Changes make you redo things...

No matter how hard you try, it just gets harder to ignore.

V-tec just kicked in!

With the right stage and the right voice there's no limit to the sie of your audience.

They are for losers who can't download Pr0n.

Because size really DOES matter.

Would you like fries with that?

Cute and courtesy only get you so far in life.

It goes boom.