It's really fucking cold

I can see forever!

It's not the size, it's the attitude

Think of the uses

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

When you check in with your wife, no matter what.

More like 'Snore-way'

Seriously, how does this guy keep his license?

When it uses the carrot it's called democracy. When it uses the stick it's called fascism.

Put enough ranks in it, and you don't NEED combat skills