Think before you act.

Would you kindly go outside every once in a while?

Nothing says friendship like a can of corn to the crotch!

Can't you people take a hint?

That's coming out of your paycheck.

...

Because no one actually cares if you can do it.

"You talking to me?" ... Then talk into my good ear.

"See, my soldier of darkness is allowed to move against your light lancer card because it has a trample plus five, so there faggot!"

You are doing it wrong!