You could have had the flamethrower. Or the shotfun. Hell, even the chainsaw. But you chose the Nintendo Light Gun.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH Motherland

Post some fucking rats.

When you see it you'll shit bricks

I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.

Forget Norway.

It's fucking physics, you idiot!

It's like pissing in an ocean of piss.

For when you feel violated.

Because abstainance is for pussies.