Because abstainance is for pussies.

You're Oompa Loompa Doopity Screwed.

It's what I has.

Are they gone, yet? Is it safe to come out?

Its comforting to know no system will ever be as awesome as this.

It is bleeding

The natural result of superiority

Because SOMEONE has to state the obvious.

No-one gives a shit.

A place where negroes play basketball everyday, and yet loses to a european country.