Because SOMEONE has to state the obvious.

No-one gives a shit.

A place where negroes play basketball everyday, and yet loses to a european country.

If you think you can dode it, thing again and hit the eject button while you can

No shark should be without one.

All dogs are subjuman. You must cleanse them.

This is a sandwich, it is made of invisible and non-existent.

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It's two billion, one hundred forty seven million, four hundred eighty three thousand, siz hundred forty-seven percent complete.

If you noticed the sculpture in the background before the girl in the foreground, then I've got some bad news...